after 4 hours, she was still listening to gregorian chant, and i was still waiting for her to leave so i could do the daily office.…

A traveler asked a preacher, "Among your congregation, have you any sinners?"

"Well, of course, my child," the preacher replied.

"Why would you allow them if they continue in their sins?"

"Because, my child, all are guilty.  It would be blasphemy to think anyone but the Son of God is without sin."

The traveler thought for a moment and then asked, "Among your congregation, have you any homosexuals?"

"I dare think not, my child!"

"Why, do you suppose,…